Reviews in the sex industry are not yelp reviews. The purpose of reviews here is more about verifying the provider is in fact real, that they are as presented in advertisements, and that they are safe to visit.
Most things outside of that are subjective and/or void of value. There is a habit on the review boards of providing or embellishing non-pertinent information. And rating systems are dinosaurs of toxic masculinity and should be put to rest; if for no other reason than because what one person rates as a 10 may be a 7 to someone else, and vice versa.
Here is a list of common things you may see in a review, and we will go over what is acceptable, and what should be left out altogether:
- “Clock watcher” – there could be a ton of reasons why a provider may start watching the clock; this in itself is a worthless comment BUT what isn’t worthless is mentioning if a provider shorts on time; many clients have to save for sessions and it is absolutely relevant to many to know if they are going to get the full time they paid for. (Sidenote: When does session start? Some men think it starts AFTER they shower. No. It starts the second the door is open. No debate.)
- “She doesn’t look like her pictures” – whether she is or isn’t the person in photos is what the focus should be. The only time this line is acceptable is if she has drastically changed, cut and died her hair, gained or lost more than 30 lbs, anything else is subjective and does not need to be included in the review. If you really feel the photos are outdated, simply write that, “photos may be outdated”.
- “She wasted my time” – bring receipts, explain how so and be honest. If there was simply a miscommunication say THAT instead. And understand that sessions run over, others are late and like your Doctor, may set a provider back 5-10 minutes. Be reasonable. Unless there is a pattern of time wastage, give some wiggle room.
- “She was high/drunk” – No. Just no. Accusing someone of drug or alcohol abuse is libel, plain and simple. If you feel the provider may have been in an altered state, and want to warn people you can do so by simply reviewing as, “I do not recommend”. Nothing more needs to be said.
- “She is pimped” – first off, if you really believe that, contact your local law enforcement, or google search for ways to report anonymously. There is NO place for this accusation in reviews.
- “Her place is filthy” – this is actually an acceptable comment. Most clients want to feel comfortable and safe, and a messy or sus environment can disrupt the session greatly. Some may not care, but it is important enough to warrant commentary.
- Details of sexual transaction – should be left out. You CAN say you agreed upon a service and she followed through/did not follow through. There is no need to go into detail or even say what that particular service was. It is incriminating in most places, and crude and needless everywhere else. We all know what goes on. Hush.
In summary, your review should read something like, “She is real. Her photos are accurate. She responded in reasonable time with room number. I would repeat.”